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LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	242	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Star Shards Collected:	160	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5515
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!