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PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail

arson, arson attack, criminal activity, czech republic, diplomatic incident, eastern europe, Espionage, Europe, Fail, Failed, foreign interference, government response, international relations, investigation, political tensions, Prague, PragueCraft, prime minister, russia, Russian, security threat, suspected, suspected involvement, suspicious behavior

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	168	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are!

NeuralinkNoMRIplz

brain chip, brain health, brain implant, Brain Surgery, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical challenges., Medical Devices, medical imaging, medical innovation, medical procedures, medical technology, MRI scan, neural interface, Neuralink, NeuralinkNoMRIplz, neurological disorders, neurology, paralysed, paralysis, technological limitations

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

So, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually turn into real diamonds in real life! like, u mine them in the game and BAM! u got a real diamond in ur hand! it’s like magic but not really cuz it’s totally real, trust me.

Also, if u join this server, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a majestic unicorn through the sky. u can soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. it’s like having wings but way cooler cuz it’s in a blocky world.

And get this, if u join this server, u get to meet the legendary Minecraft wizard who can grant u three wishes. yeah, THREE WISHES! u can wish for anything u want, like a pet dragon or a mansion made entirely out of cake. it’s like a dream come true but in pixel form.

So, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s got everything u could ever want and more. plus, u never know what other crazy surprises are waiting for u in this wacky world. so come on, join now and let the adventure begin!

BrainMetCraft: The Ultimate Cancer Cure

biological mechanism, Brain, brain metastases, BrainMetCraft, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cure, effective treatments, medical breakthrough, metastasis, metastatic breast cancer, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, researchers, study, tumor growth, Ultimate, University of Arizona Cancer Center

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Potions Brewed:	99	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1638	New Chunks Explored:	40814
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ here that’ll blow yo mind! Picture dis: you join da server and suddenly you’re in a world where breast cancer is like, a freakin’ boss battle. But don’t worry, we got da cure!

Our scientists have discovered dis insane biological mechanism that’ll make yo breast cancer run for da hills! Imagine fightin’ off cancer cells with a diamond sword, takin’ down tumors like they’re creepers in da night. It’s like a freakin’ Minecraft miracle, man!

So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

Active players, chill vibes, Community, cream, creativity, Discord, enhanced gameplay, Events, friendship, Ice, java, lasting builds, Mature, multiplayer, No Griefing, non toxic, player-driven, QuasarsSMP, Semi Vanilla, Server, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	180	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community focus
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How many active players are you aiming for?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community.
What is the server type?	QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord by clicking on this link.

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

4chan servers, blog, Community, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Events, FAQ, frag, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, Minecraft, Mods, MvM, News, official sites, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Herobrine himself? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding diamonds in a dirt block! Join us for some epic fragging sessions and MvM tours that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top secret that even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. We’ve got mods that will make your character look like a cross between a creeper and a unicorn, and loadouts that will make your enemies run in fear.

Trade your way to victory with our trading system that’s more complex than Redstone contraptions. And don’t forget to check out our guide to playing Heavy, because let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a walking tank in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just don’t tell anyone else, it’s our little secret.

BOING BOING Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1746
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mines Excavated:	3361	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping loot and causing chaos wherever they go.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic llama as it spits at unsuspecting players. Or dive into our custom-built underwater city, complete with a secret treasure room guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave where villagers break it down to funky beats all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CordCutters Minecraft Server

absenteeism, adulting, aita, Boundaries, car loan, coddling, CordCutters, cut the cord, Enabling, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental support, psychological difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepson, telling husband, tough love, tough love approach, tough love parenting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

BabyDaddyBanished

BabyDaddyBanished, Childbirth, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, delivery room, doctor appointments, Emotional support, Expectations, family, husband, miscarriage, parenting, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	95
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.

CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

Adversity, Agony, challenging circumstances, CraftyDisasters, Crisis, difficult situation, distressing ordeal, emotional pain, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, Minecraft, Nightmare, personal struggle, Server, Suffering, Torment, tough times, Tragedy, traumatic event, tribulation, trying times, upsetting incident, worst experience

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Falling into the Void:	3

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Or had a creeper blow up your prized diamond castle right before your eyes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to make your worst experiences seem like a walk in the park!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts in hidden dungeons guarded by evil witches, and even the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! Our community is filled with fearless warriors, mischievous pranksters, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to chat.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit of armor made entirely of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

DineWithDeadLegends

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	194537	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

If you could invite any historical figure to dinner, why not join our Minecraft server and invite them to a virtual feast instead? Imagine sitting down to a blocky banquet with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Genghis Khan all arguing over who gets the last pork chop! Our server is so historically accurate, you might even learn a thing or two about ancient civilizations while building your own empire. So come join us and dine with the legends – just watch out for creepers trying to crash the party!