भवक Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

patates_smp.falixsrv.me:29415

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	291

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	184
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	274	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1040	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crops Grown:	6589

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Crops Grown:	7061
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ores Mined:	5854
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙