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Okla-mine-a Crafters: Where the only thing we’re threading is our diamond needles!

Chat, Communicate, Community, Connect, Crafters, Diamond, Discord, discussion, forum, friendship, group, invite, Meet, needles, Network, Oklahoma, Oklahoma women, Oklaminea, ONLINE, Share, Social, Support, Thread, Threading, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, if you dare… 😉🐔🥓🦄🕺💎🥕🤪

HolyCraft: Where even creepers are more accepting than some humans!

acceptance, accepting, Beliefs, Christianity, CREEPERS, criticism, discrimination, equality, Holycraft, Homophobia, humans, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, morality, Progressivism, Religion, religious beliefs, renouncement, Social Issues, societal norms, VALUES, western culture

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Tired of boring old Christianity? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have renounced all things homophobic! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome to join in on the fun! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to rainbow-colored pixel art temples! Come join us and see why our server is the true holy land of Minecraft!

1000 Words of Minecraft Madness

crying, emotional, emotional gaming, emotional impact, emotional RPG, emotional storytelling, emotional video games, ffx-2, Final Fantasy, Gaming, gaming nostalgia, long trail, madness, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, RPG, storytelling, Tears, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video games, Words

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Farms Harvested:	757
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers armed with nothing but a carrot!

Our server is so epic that even playing ffx-2 for 1000 hours straight won’t compare to the adrenaline rush you’ll get from exploring our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in our server without getting blown up by a TNT trap, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal happiness!

So why waste your time crying over ffx-2 when you can be laughing hysterically as you ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Zion: Where Israeli Retaliation Could Occur Later Tonight…in Minecraft!

Ally, Conflict, Crafty, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear Threat, occur, potential conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Tonight…in, U.S. fears, Warning, Zion

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Farms Harvested:	781
Falling into the Void:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that’s more explosive than an Israeli retaliation strike! We promise not to participate in any sort of strikes against your creations, but we will defend your builds against any creepers that decide to retaliate. So come on in and build your own world, because in our server, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from your TNT cannons!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	3043	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Potions Brewed:	102
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3850	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!