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TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	380303	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Emeralds Found:	9614	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1073
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Buildings Constructed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS