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The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

HotEmitCraft: FutureTech Server

advanced materials, cutting-edge technology, device design, electrical engineering, electronics, energy efficiency, Engineering, future technology, FutureTech, high performance, hot-emitter, HotEmitCraft, innovation, invention, low power, multifunctional devices, nanotechnology, research, scientists, semiconductor, Server, Technology, transistor

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, this server is like, the hottest thing since sliced bread, but like, in the minecraft world. we got scientists up in here inventing crazy stuff like hot-emitter transistors. like, what even is that? all we know is that it’s gonna make our server the most high-performance, low-power, multifunctional place to be.

join us if you wanna be on the cutting edge of minecraft technology. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have a secret underground lab where we keep all the cool gadgets and gizmos. who knows what kind of crazy experiments we’ll come up with next?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most innovative minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it.

VexMC: Where the only thing harder than surviving is trying to read our server title!

Active, Community, Creative, Custom, EASY, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Friendly staff, Fun, Hardcore, Harder, Minigames, Read, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Surviving, Title, Towny, Vanilla, vexmc

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Vexmc Minecraft Server

Overview
Join Vexmc, a chill server with 6 players online daily. This is a no PvP, no stealing server with only a few plugins to prevent lag. The server is whitelist, so players need to apply, but moderators are quick to accept. New players are welcome and there is a plugin (CoreProtect) to roll back grief and stealing.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Vexmc?	To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist. Moderators are quick to accept new players.
What are the server rules?	The server is no PvP, no stealing. Be respectful to other players and follow the guidelines set by the moderators.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. There is a plugin (CoreProtect) in place to roll back any griefing or stealing incidents.
Are there any restrictions on building?	Players are free to build within the rules of the server. Be creative and have fun building!
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Vexmc. They will also need to apply for the whitelist.

CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!

alliances, battle, CivilCraft, color, Conflict, Democracy, Division, Fighting, freedom, Government, Ideology, Join, nationalism, Oppression, Politics, power struggle, Rebellion, Resources, revolution, Server, Territory, United States Civil War, war strategy, winning

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	425	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	288105
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the next United States Civil War is happening! Join us and choose your alliance – will you fight for the Purple Pandas, the Blue Bunnies, or the Green Goblins?

The Purple Pandas are currently dominating the battlefield because they have mastered the art of riding llamas into battle and throwing exploding cupcakes at their enemies. The Blue Bunnies are not far behind, using their secret weapon of teleporting carrot cannons to surprise their foes. And the Green Goblins? Well, let’s just say they have a giant pet dragon on their side that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes.

But what are they fighting over, you ask? The ultimate prize of a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn their enemies into adorable baby animals! So come join the fun and may the craziest alliance win!

WoofCraft Minecraft SMP

animal kingdom, Animals, canine, dog, dog lovers, dog owner, doggy, doggy behavior, doggy daycare, doggy fashion, doggy style, domestic animals, four-legged companions, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet care, Pets, playful pups, puppy, smp, WoofCraft, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	63578
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	843	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!

DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bathroom, begged, birth control, children, Cooking, crying, DadDutyFree, Flight Attendant, forget working, Helping, husband, implanted, Kids, love, Minecraft, Server, Son, stay at home mom, Telling, Tomas, walk, Watching

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1205
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6275
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

MommaCraft: AITA Edition

Achievements, aita, Babysitting, college education, defining moment, Degree, Edition, emo kid, family, financial help, Graduation, green hair, judgmental trash, LARRY, Let it go, Little Larry, master’s degree, mom, MommaCraft, Obsession, Parent, Party, Pregnant, Siblings, SIL, Wife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.

Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!

PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP

combination, controversial, Culinary, debate, DIVISIVE, flavor, Food, Minecraft, Opinions, personal choice, Pineapple, PineapplePizzaDebate, pizza, Popular, Preferences, preferences on pizza, Savory, smp, SWEET, Taste, toppings, unpopular

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2243
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.

Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?

CraftyLiesMC

BELIEF, biggest lie, BRAINWASHING, Corruption, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, hidden agenda., ILLUSION, indoctrination, Life, Manipulation, Misconception, Misinformation, Propaganda, Reality, skepticism, society, Truth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

BitCraft Energy Crisis

#sustainability, argentina, Bitcoin Mining, BitCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, Crisis, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, electronic waste, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy consumption comparison, energy efficiency, environmental impact, global warming, Laptops, material consumption, renewable energy, resource depletion, sustainable technology, technology industry, UN report

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

Adults, DepressCraft, depression, digital age, facebook, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health impact, mental health study, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Online platforms, research, screen time, Server, snapchat, social media, social media usage, social-networking, study, Technology, TikSnapFace, tiktok

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5272	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	29

so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun