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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9612 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!