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The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	104	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magic Items Found:	3071

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

PunishCraft: Fair or Unfair?

aunt, Behavior, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, fair, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, gap year, nephew, Niece, Offense, parenting, PunishCraft, punishment, sibling rivalry, Therapy, UNFAIR, University

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sibling rivalry in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual world free of annoying siblings!

On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.

Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!

CraftyRedditors1800s

19th century, alternate history, Community, CraftyRedditors1800s, Curiosity, discussion, Forums, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenarios, internet, past events, popular questions, reddit, social media, speculation, Technology, time travel, trending, what if

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7240
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no end in sight? Do you dream of riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your wildest blocky fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!

LegionCraft: UkrainePoland 1300

Applications, Army, Combat Training, Defense, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign fighters, gender equality, International, Legion, LegionCraft, Military, Poland, Recruitment, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, UkrainePoland, unit, volunteer, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	400	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	189
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine’s Legion in Poland has like, 1,300 peeps applying to join, and even some women are joining too! like whaaat?! u know this server gotta be lit af if even Ukraine’s Legion is tryna get in on the action. come join us and be part of the most epic squad in Minecraft history. we got battles, we got alliances, we got everything u need for a good time. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Mooned Nightly Fun

Astronomy, celestial body, daily occurrence, everyone, full moon, Fun, funny, humor, Lunar, lunar cycle, lunar eclipse, lunar phase, Lunar surface, Moon, moon gazing, moon sighting, mooned, MOONLIGHT, night, Nightly, Nighttime, SKY

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchantments Applied:	62
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

join this server if you want to see BUTTS EVERYWHERE. we have a special plugin that makes it so every player gets mooned every single night. it’s like a full moon every night, but instead of werewolves, you get to see pixelated butts. it’s a butt extravaganza up in here. come join the fun and get your daily dose of booty!