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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3279 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!
we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?
and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.
so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!
