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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4618 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!