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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1025 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 5265 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 152 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!