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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4151 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 309 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.