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BadAdviceSMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	801	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockProtectionPlugin

barrier method, birth control, BlockProtectionPlugin, condom alternatives, condom benefits, condom education, condom effectiveness, condom misconceptions, condom myths, condom safety, condom usage, condom use, condoms, Contraception, contraceptive choice, Protection, safe sex, safer sex practices, sexual health, sexual responsibility, STD prevention

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where everyone forgot to bring their condoms! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous griefers, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs protection when you have the thrill of living life on the edge in our server? So come on, ditch the condoms and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

MaliCraft Server: Wagner Warfare

#intelligence agency, Africa, Ambush, Conflict, covert operation, deadly, Foreign, Insurgency, international relations, investigation, involvement, Mali, MaliCraft, Mercenaries, military intelligence, military intervention, military operation, SECURITY, Server, special forces, Ukraine, wagner, WARFARE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ukraine military intelligence wants in on the action? Well, guess what, our server is so epic that even deadly ambushes in Mali can’t keep us down! Join now for a chance to battle it out with secret agents and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies while you’re at it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft spy master! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LebExitCraft

ADVISORY, Citizens, Conflict, consulate, Crisis, Departure, diplomatic relations, Embassy, evacuation, evacuation plan, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, lebanon, LebExitCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Safety, SECURITY, travel warning, US, Western countries

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like lebanon and chill with ur virtual pals. we got unicorns flying around and lava waterfalls to jump into for fun. our admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and our players are all secretly famous celebrities. u never know who u might run into, maybe even leonardo dicaprio or beyonce. so grab ur pickaxe and come build ur dream castle with us, cuz reality sucks but minecraft rules!

OldSchoolLOLZCraft

classic, comedic, comedy, Comedy film, comedy movie, Entertainment, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humor-filled, humoristic, Laughter, Movie, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, OldSchoolLOLZCraft, Retro, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

BrainBugCraft

brain cells, BrainBugCraft, deadly, Delivery, Drugs, Engineered, health, humans, infection, innovation, Innovative, Medical, neuroscience, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, research, Targeted, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got PARASITES dat are like, super smart and can deliver DRUGS straight to ur BRAIN CELLS, bro! it’s like, science fiction meets Minecraft, but for realz! imagine having a lil parasite buddy helpin u out while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. plus, sometimes they get a lil feisty and attack other players, so watch out! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u don’t wanna miss out!

CataSim

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Loot, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Greetings, player!

CataSim Network offers a unique semi-sandbox environment just for you! While the majority of items are freely available, we’ve ensured that you still get to experience the thrill of that rewarding experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers plenty of engaging gameplay experiences, including: Dungeons Slayer Missions Custom Skills Pets

That’s not all. With weekly giveaways and events, our devoted staff members are committed to ensuring that every moment on CataSim Network is nothing short of exceptional.

Hoping to see you soon!

mc.catasim.net

OgSolito Survival

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Gamemodes, Hardcore, MCMMO, Network, OgSolito, Survival, Updates

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mines Excavated:	2345

OgSolito network consists of multiple gamemodes survival, hardcore and anarchy! all of the gamemodes get regular updates which can be suggested by the community!

89.33.12.147:25572

Welcome to ZER01C smp, where our vanilla is as plain as our player base! Join our whitelist today for some SMP fun!

base, changes, Community, Direction, Discord, Fun, gameplay, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plain, player, Server, smp, Spawn, Today, Vanilla, Voting, Whitelist, ZER01C

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Villages Defended:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

ZER01C SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Gameplay Changes	No changes
Community	Expanding, seeking more members
Server Direction	Community voting on future direction
Updates	Improvements being made, spawn cleanup in progress

FAQ for ZER01C SMP Server

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the discord at https://discord.gg/T35wy4yz
Are there any gameplay changes in this server?	No, the server is vanilla with no changes to gameplay
Can I participate in voting for the server direction?	Yes, all members are encouraged to participate in voting
What updates are currently being worked on?	Improvements and spawn cleanup are in progress

MineOverload Minecraft Server

Anime, annoyance, artistic expression, Censorship, Complaints, controversy, CP, Cultural differences, drawing, Ethics, fan outrage., Japanese industries, Lolicon, Manga, Media, Minecraft, MineOverload, over saturation, pedophile, ruined, Server, soulless, western influence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity that will leave you laughing for hours!

Join us on our server for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to battling zombie pigmen in tutus, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who love to roleplay as their favorite anime characters. Want to be a magical girl fighting evil monsters? Done. Want to be a ninja with a talking cat companion? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and dancing chickens. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!