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AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	120437	Farms Harvested:	586
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	6620
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	140	Enchantments Applied:	256
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

affordable dining, affordable recipes, bargain bites, best meal, budget meal ideas, budget-friendly meal, cheap eats, cheapest meal, cost-effective dishes, CraftyCreeperCafe, economical food, economical meals, frugal eating, inexpensive cuisine, low-budget cooking, low-cost meal, money-saving meals, penny-pinching dishes, thrifty dining, value meals, wallet-friendly dining

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7347	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

NukeProofCraft

building, CIA director, decision, Diplomacy, Evidence, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear program, Nuclear weapon, NukeProofCraft, Peace, proliferation, Rush, sanctions, SECURITY, threat, Verification

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2914
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!