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| Players: |
109/500 |
Votes: |
2729 |
| Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
15 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: |
3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
4 |
| Void Gems Collected: |
34 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: |
4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
12 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
9 |
| Potions Brewed: |
121 |
Votes: |
2870 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
1194 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
