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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4521 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
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