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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 208 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
