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The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8013
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ores Mined:	1016
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8574
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3603	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Farms Harvested:	666	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ores Mined:	5677	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crops Grown:	1435	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!