Эххх.. Minecraft Servers

Эххх.. Minecraft Servers

  • Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server

    Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 391
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Votes: 8338 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Gods Slained: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the husband of artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Eve and her husband decided to create a Minecraft world so epic, even the creepers were shaking in their blocky boots.

    On this server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns, and battle zombie pigmen with a sword forged in the fires of Mount Doom. But beware, Eve is always watching and she’s not afraid to banish anyone who dares to grief her precious creations.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Eve’s all-knowing gaze). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

    /spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 6609
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

    Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

    But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

    And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JanitorCraft Minecraft Server

    JanitorCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 2142
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama over money? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

    On our server, you can mine for diamonds, battle dragons, and even ride pigs through the sky. Who needs to worry about bills and sunglasses when you can embark on epic quests with your fellow gamers?

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and leave all your financial woes behind – because in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BridezillaTruths

    BridezillaTruths
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 1560
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3261 Dragon Eggs Found: 7017
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9824 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life weddings and join a community of players who appreciate good fashion sense (or lack thereof)!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual wedding, complete with neon green contacts that light up the night sky. Who needs a photographer when you can snap screenshots of your own reptilian bride and groom?

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves through innovative fashion choices, even if it means looking like a walking neon sign. Embrace your inner exotic self and show off your unique style to the world!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, outrageous outfits, and unforgettable memories. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding like no other?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ForgetMovieSMP

    ForgetMovieSMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1792
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Animals Bred: 160 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1594 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7027 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a unique experience that will make you feel like you’re watching your favorite movie for the first time all over again! Join us and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you feel like you’re the star of your very own blockbuster film. So come on, join us and experience movie magic like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MindCraftySurvivor

    MindCraftySurvivor
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2761
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Animals Bred: 25
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server will have you contemplating life, death, and everything in between!

    Join us on a journey to uncover the ultimate question: “Who will be the last one on your mind when you leave this world?” Will it be your trusty pet pig, your rival player who keeps stealing your diamonds, or maybe even that creeper who always seems to blow up your house at the worst possible moment?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft master. Just remember, when you’re faced with the ultimate question, make sure you have a good answer ready.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderBlock Minecraft Server

    BorderBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6736
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be russian border regions under counter-terrorist regime as ukraine advances lol like what even is that but it’s so fun! you can be a secret agent sneaking around and trying to stop the ukraine advance with your minecraft skills. build secret underground bases and plan epic missions to save the day. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as spies and have top secret meetings. it’s so ridiculous but so entertaining, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy server. come on, be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieCraft2022

    ZombieCraft2022
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4553
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 214 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in block form. like, u won’t believe the crazy adventures u can have on this server.

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken riding a pig. and then u team up with a group of llamas to defeat it. like, what even is happening, but it’s so much fun.

    and then there’s this secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge u to a dance-off. like, who knew pandas could breakdance, right?

    but wait, there’s more. u can also explore a haunted mansion where u have to solve riddles to escape, all while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. it’s like a horror movie, but with blocks.

    so, if u want to experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft, u have to join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a party for ur brain, but with creepers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hotdog Water: Where the meat is rare, the gameplay is spicy, and the chaos is well done!

    Hotdog Water: Where the meat is rare, the gameplay is spicy, and the chaos is well done!
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 3097
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Dimension Hops: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/lulu-stream-highlights/">Minecraft Server</a>: Hotdog Water

    Welcome to Hotdog Water Minecraft Server 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Features: Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Resets: Vote for resets on Discord.
    Gameplay: No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    • No cheating or hacking.

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    FAQ:

    Can I use mods on the server?

    Yes, mods are allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages.

    Are there any banned items on the server?

    No, all items are allowed for gameplay.

    Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

    The server can handle a large number of players, but it’s recommended to check for availability during peak times.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArabCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ArabCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1772
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing chickens to do their bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a gang of ruthless llamas who control the black market of enchanted golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama showdown?

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Get ready to dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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