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Minecraft SMP – /min/ – MineCrafters United

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	New Chunks Explored:	410000
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ores Mined:	2596
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever join! We have 6 Caster Lin casting spells left and right, 6 Guard Thorns guarding the most epic treasures, and 5* Supporter Proviso supporting you through all your crazy adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic battle between 6 Defender Shu and 6 Guard Zuo Le as they fight for dominance over the land. And don’t forget about the 5* Vanguard Wan Qing who is ready to lead you into battle with style.

And if that’s not enough, we have Trials for Navigator #4 where you can earn the Purestream skin and show off your swag to all your friends. Plus, with skins like Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska and Surtr, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

BlockPartyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, BlockPartyCraft, Conflict, foreign relations, gaza, Hamas, international politics, iran, Islamic Jihad, Ismail Haniyeh, killing, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political tensions, regional instability, response, RETALIATION, right time, security threats, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Ismail Haniyeh himself would wanna play on it! yea dat’s right, da leader of Hamas would be all up in dis server, buildin’ epic structures and slayin’ creepers like a boss.

we got crazy events happenin’ all da time, like one time a player built a giant chicken statue dat came to life and started terrorizin’ da whole server! but don’t worry, we took care of it with our secret weapon… a herd of angry llamas armed with diamond swords!

so if u wanna join in on da fun, come on over to our server and prepare for da most epic adventure of your life! who knows, maybe Ismail Haniyeh will even challenge u to a build battle or somethin’!

GazaCraft: Statue Taggers United

activism, Amsterdam, anti-war, art, Conflict, controversial, Expression, free Gaza, GazaCraft, Graffiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Netherlands, Political, protest, public art, social justice, solidarity, Statue, Statues, taggers, United, Vandalism

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7571
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the statues in Amsterdam are being tagged with free Gaza graffiti! Why? Because our server is so lit, even the in-game statues are getting political! Join us for a wild ride as we explore virtual worlds and fight for social justice, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret quest to find the hidden treasure of the lost llama tribe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

TipsyCraft: Stressful Sips & Gender Giggles

addiction, alcohol use disorder, amygdala, anxiety, biological response, brain responses, gender, gender differences, giggles, greater risk, Men, mental health, neural response, Risk, sips, stress, stress response, stress triggers, stress-related alcohol use, stress-related alcohol use disorder, stressful, substance abuse, TipsyCraft, triggers, Women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	18

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON HERE, LIKE GIANT PINK LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DANCING CREEPERS THAT DROP DIAMONDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A UNICORN? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL FOREST FILLED WITH TALKING TREES THAT GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE LOST GOLDEN PICKAXE OF LEGEND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

BlockyDisaster Minecraft Server

BlockyDisaster, how did it go so bad, Minecraft, Server, what caused the failure, what led to the disaster, what went wrong, why did it fail

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	219
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to break dance and challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, come join us and see just what went so wrong…in the best way possible!

AIcraft SMP: Openai Insider

#announcement, AIcraft, anticipation, Artificial Intelligence, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Future, innovation, Insider, insider information, insider knowledge, insider perspective, News, official announcement, openai, Pace, smp, strawberry announcement, Technology, Upcoming Event, update, Working

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Crops Grown:	7100
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	981	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you ever feel like you’re stuck in a boring world where nothing exciting happens? Well, have I got news for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the official strawberry announcement by Openai is just around the corner! Rumor has it that once the announcement is made, strawberries will rain from the sky and grant you special powers in-game. And let me tell you, with all the chaos and excitement going on, you won’t even feel like working anymore! So come join us and experience the strawberry madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, challenging beliefs, Communication, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, family expectations, generational trauma, Guilt, Logic, Manipulation, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, parenting, personal growth, Religion, self worth, self-assertion, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, upbringing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and join a community of craziness!

Are your parents trying to make you move back home and take care of them? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual home and never have to deal with real-life responsibilities again!

Join us and unleash your creativity, just like the time when you used your mom’s own logic against her and made her cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Escape the judgmental eyes of your siblings and embrace the freedom of building whatever you want, whenever you want. No more getting chewed out for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss!

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the real-life drama behind!

CussCraft: Mom Apology Edition

Apology, bath time, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coparenting challenges, CussCraft, discipline, Divorce, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mom, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, single parenting, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the cold like a bunch of dudes who just love being chilly!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!

We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?

RegretCraft2023

#sustainability, changing perspectives, consumerism, cultural shifts, evolving tastes, fads, fashion, fast fashion, future regrets, hindsight, influencer culture, lasting impact., popular trends, regret, RegretCraft2023, short-lived trends, social media, societal norms, Technology, throwaway culture, trends

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!

DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 15 months, Amazon, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, DeforestationCraft, Destruction, ecosystem, Environmental, environmental impact, first time, global warming, illegal logging, Minecraft, Rainforest, Rises, Server, wildlife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!