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FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ores Mined:	6235	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Void Gems Collected:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

MineCraftMania

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Expertise, Focus, fulfillment, hobbies, Mastery, MinecraftMania, Passion, persistence, personal growth, Practice, productivity, satisfaction, self improvement, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Items Found:	7619	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Have you ever spent 1000+ hours building a virtual empire, only to have it destroyed by a creeper? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, creeper explosions are banned! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without fear of it being blown to smithereens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken Jousting Champion!

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Braaskin Maps, Casual CC Sync Meetup, CraftyDawntrail, crystal, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, image spam, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wolves’ Den Pier, x files

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	2127
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot to building a giant roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are joining in on the fun. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite FFXIV characters and take on quests that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky clubs to casual CC sync meetups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP: /ERP/ – Endermen Roleplaying Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cheer Edition, Creative Roleplay, creative writing, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Thread, Writing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us on /ERP/ – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadCheer Edition!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your blocky world sizzle. From hot tub parties to romantic picnics by the lava pool, there’s never a dull moment on /ERP/.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dancer, a mysterious player who can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that anyone who challenges them to a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Can you handle the heat?

So come join us on /ERP/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of laughs. See you in the steamy world of Minecraft!

ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft

apprenticeship, child support, court ordered, Disney dad, drivers ed, Eviction, ex, ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft, Food, Full time work, government assistance, Kids, mental health, MONEY, partner, post secondary, rent free, Shelter, supporting, toxic environment, Twins

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique gaming experience unlike any other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a touch of drama – just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where players can build their dream homes, explore vast landscapes, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of twins (24M) who are in desperate need of your help.

These twins have been living with their mom, surviving on government assistance and making questionable life choices. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and help these twins navigate through their struggles, whether it’s finding a job, dealing with mental health issues, or avoiding eviction.

With your support, these twins can find a new home in their father’s house (well, technically their grandmother’s house, but details, details). Will you be the hero they need, or will you choose to watch from the sidelines as they face homelessness?

So come on down to our server and be a part of this wacky adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heartwarming family reunion or a chaotic sitcom-worthy situation. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CelebGlowUpCraft

ageless beauty, aging, aging celebrities, aging gracefully, aging in the spotlight, aging well, attractive, beauty, CelebGlowUpCraft, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformations, FAMOUS, Hollywood, iconic, mature beauty, Stars, timeless beauty

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Emeralds Found:	1724	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player in all the land. Why, you ask? Because they discovered the secret hidden treasure that no one else could find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted unlimited diamonds and be able to ride a flying pig around the server!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the most attractive celebrities in the Minecraft world. From Steve to Herobrine, you’ll be sure to find someone who has aged like a fine wine. So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

VaxWars Minecraft Server

anti-vax, Covid-19, defense department, Government, health crisis, military influence, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Missteps, pandemic response, Propaganda, public health, Server, us military, vaccination, vaccine advocacy, vaccine education, vaccine efficacy, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine rollout, vaccine safety, VaxWars

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5013	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

lol imagine a world where the US military is like oopsie daisies we spread some anti-vax propaganda by accident hahaha whoopsie poopsie. but hey join our minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, rumor has it that if you find the golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs vaccines when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

KurskCraft: Emergency Edition

border control, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, Cross-Border Incursion, Defense, Edition, emergency, emergency response, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, national security, Political unrest, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, state of emergency, Tensions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	69
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got so much chaos going on, even Russia’s Kursk Region declared a state of emergency because of our epic cross-border incursion!

Join us if you wanna be part of the madness and see what all the fuss is about. We got mobs running wild, creepers exploding left and right, and a whole bunch of players causing mayhem.

But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So come on and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to cause an international incident. Let’s get this party started!

Mods4Bods Minecraft Server

aesthetic enhancements, body alteration, body art, body enhancements, body image, body modification, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, extreme body modification, Individuality, Minecraft, Mods4Bods, pain tolerance, permanent changes, personal identity, piercings, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-exploration, Self-expression, Server, tattoos

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and get ready for some outrageous body modifications! Want to have diamond blocks for arms? No problem! How about a creeper face for a head? We can make it happen!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So, how much body modification are you willing to go through for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

BriggsIsWinningMinecraftSMP

Briggs, Briggs is winning, Briggs is winning right, Briggs winning, BriggsIsWinningMinecraftSMP, is winning right, long tail, right, tags, winning, winning right

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of being stuck on a server where Briggs is always winning? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, Briggs is actually a potato who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe! Join us for a chance to overthrow the potato tyrant and become the true ruler of the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Rumor has it they can build fully functioning roller coasters in under an hour. Join us and learn the ways of the llama engineers, or risk being banished to the land of boring builds and basic redstone contraptions.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join us and find out!