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Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3320
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
New Chunks Explored:	194267	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	168	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	4182
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	296
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	114	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9161
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!