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LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Votes:	7533
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

$56 billion, CEO compensation, compensation committee, corporate governance, CraftyNorway, electric vehicles, environmental impact, ethical investing, executive bonuses, executive pay, long-term incentives, Minecraft, Musk, norway, pay package, renewable energy, responsible investing, Server, shareholder vote, sustainable investing, tesla, Vote, wealth fund

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!

HostageHeroesMC

American unit, Assisted, cooperation, crisis management., hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageHeroesMC, intelligence, intervention, Military, Mission, Operation, operation success, Report, rescue mission, security operation, special forces, strategy, Successful, tactical, teamwork

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	149
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	60	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring quests and stuff? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got american units helping us with hostage rescues and stuff. like, how cool is that? imagine playing minecraft and then suddenly u gotta save a hostage with the help of the american army. it’s like a real-life mission, but in minecraft. u gotta join this server, cuz u never know when u might be called to save the day with the american unit. plus, we got like, super cool weapons and vehicles that u can use to complete ur missions. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft!

ClockworkCraft

Accuracy, broken clock, chronometer, ClockworkCraft, hands of time, INCONSISTENCY, malfunction, malfunctioning clock, mechanical error, Precision, punctuality, Reliability, Repetition, right twice a day, Temporal, Ticking, Time, timekeeping, timepiece, working clock, wrong the whole day

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Animals Bred:	177
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?