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Crafty AF

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Oh, hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got a server for you! Imagine a place where diamonds rain from the sky, where creepers do the Macarena, and where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons like they’re your own personal Uber!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of pigs in top hats ready to show you around. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball where you can dance your cares away and challenge other players to epic dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Kingdom, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil zombie llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond hot tub where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SquidSlayers Minecraft Server

beat the squid, boss battle, boss fight, defeating bosses, defeating the giant squid, epic battle, game tactics, game walkthrough, Gaming, Gaming Tips, giant enemy, giant squid, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, sea monster, Server, squid boss, SquidSlayers, strategy, tentacles, Tips, underwater creature, video game boss

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ores Mined:	8330	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Votes:	5412
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of getting wrecked by a giant squid every time you try to explore the ocean in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have trained dolphins that will ride into battle with you against those pesky squids. Join us and become the ultimate squid slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underwater city where mermaids throw epic parties every night. Dive deep into the ocean and party like a fish with your new aquatic friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet shark. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and conquer the giant squid once and for all!

CraftyImmigrationMC Server

cheap labor, Colonialism, cousins, CraftyImmigrationMC, dishonest, dubious, Evidence, FACTORY, fallacious, gdp, Hospital, housing shortage, humanoid robots, Immigrants, immigration, Indians, japanese, Jews, labor shortage, nation of immigrants, Nazis, nursing home, racism, Revenge, self-interest, Server, specious, Store, Supporters, unsupported, warehouse, White Australia policy, workers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	147
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

NoLaughMinecraftServer

audience participation, comedy atmosphere, comedy audience, comedy club, comedy etiquette, comedy experience, comedy host, comedy night, comedy performance, Comedy Show, expressive, fake laughing, funny jokes, humor, inside joke, Laughter, NoLaughMinecraftServer, peer pressure, reddit joke, social pressure, stand up comedy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ores Mined:	2417
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	244
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7493
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where laughter is the key to survival! We guarantee that you will be laughing your blocky head off from the moment you join.

Our server is filled with hilarious jokes, puns, and pranks that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (literally, because it’s Minecraft).

Join us and experience the ultimate comedy club experience in the virtual world. Our stand-up comedians will keep you entertained while you mine, build, and craft your way to victory.

Don’t be like the guy in the story who couldn’t crack a smile at the comedy club – join our server and let the laughter flow freely! Laughing is mandatory here, so come prepared to have your funny bone tickled like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the LOLs begin!

DadCraft2021

acknowledgment, advice, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, DadCraft2021, Disappointment, emotions, Expectations, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, Gifts, in-laws, Intentions, mother’s day, new parents, relationships, vindictive, WIBTA

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of being a neglected parent in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where neglecting your spouse on special occasions is not only encouraged, but rewarded!

Join us as we celebrate not getting gifts for Mother’s Day or Father’s Day, because who needs appreciation anyways? Watch as your in-game spouse forgets to do anything special for you, only to be scolded by their in-game father-in-law and finally make a half-hearted attempt to make amends.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of deciding whether or not to return the favor on Father’s Day by not getting your in-game husband anything at all. Will you be the ultimate master of passive-aggressiveness or will you show mercy and give him a gift days late? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and revel in the drama and chaos of neglecting your in-game spouse on special occasions. Who knew virtual parenting could be so wild?

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

abusive parents, behavioral patterns, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, dysfunctional upbringing, emotional instability, emotional scars, family dysfunction, fear of authority, healing from abuse, long-term effects, mental health struggles, Minecraft, neglect, ParentalPwnage, physical abuse, psychological damage, self-esteem issues, Server, signs of abuse, toxic family dynamics, trauma bonding, trust issues

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you want a server where the only abuse you’ll face is from other players talking smack in the chat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where the only abusive parents are the ones who keep stealing your crops in the virtual farm. Our server is so safe and welcoming, even Endermen wouldn’t dare mess with you.

So come on, join us and leave your abusive past behind. In our world, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a sneaky TNT trap.

BlockyNightmares

Alarming, BlockyNightmares, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, distressing, Disturbing, eerie, Gruesome, HORRIFYING, Macabre, petrifying, Real Life, Scary, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, Traumatic, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	5654
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Animals Bred:	47
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and hilarious things you’ve ever seen in your Minecraft life. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs riding on top of creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Zombie Pigmen, who are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Join them on the dance floor for a party like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who needs real life when you can experience all this madness in Minecraft?

FarRightFight Minecraft Server

activism, activism in France, anti-fascism, Civil unrest, Democracy, election protests, far right, far-right politics, FarRightFight, France, French politics, grassroots movement, Minecraft, mobilization efforts, mobilize, Political Engagement, political opposition, political resistance, protest movements, Protesters, Server, snap elections, social justice

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and fight against the far right… in Minecraft! That’s right, we’re bringing real-world politics into the game because why not?

Imagine building a giant wall to keep out the far right mobs, or organizing protests in the virtual streets of our server. We’ve got crazy events like virtual debates and pixelated rallies. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a virtual unicorn into battle against the far right forces.

So come on, join us and show those pixelated fascists who’s boss! Plus, our server has the best virtual baguettes in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again… or something like that.

RedSeaRaiders

90, Conflict, container shipping, Decline, economic impact, geopolitical tensions, global economy, Houthi attacks, international trade, maritime security, maritime transportation, MIDDLE EAST, Red Sea, RedSeaRaiders, regional instability, security threats, Shipping industry, supply chain disruption, Trade routes, Undeterred, Yemen

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

haha yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got Houthi attacks and container shipping drama like u never seen before! our Red Sea be poppin’ off with all da action, u gotta join to see it for yo self!

we got players dodging Houthi attacks left and right, trying to ship their goods through the Red Sea like it’s a dang obstacle course! it’s like a real-life game of Minecraft but with more explosions and drama, u feel me?

come join our server and experience the thrill of international trade being squeezed by Houthi attacks, it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! plus, who doesn’t wanna see container shipping decline by 90% in a virtual world? it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form!

so what u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! just watch out for them Houthi attacks, they ain’t playin’ around in our virtual Red Sea!

BookwormCraft

Adventure, animators, Book immersion, book lovers, books, BookwormCraft, Bookworms, Characters, creativity, education, Engaging with stories, FANTASY, Fiction, imagination, inspiration, learning, Literary exploration., Literary world, Literature, Long tail tags: Becoming the characters, reading, Reading community, reading experience, reading habits, storytelling

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	55	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like diving into a book and becoming the animator of the story! Imagine building a castle with talking animals or riding a unicorn through a rainbow forest. This server is like a magical portal to a land of endless possibilities and crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner animator and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life, then join us now! Let’s make some magic happen, baby!

HoloCraft Minecraft Server

death of a monarch, digital afterlife, Futuristic technology, HoloCraft, hologram entertainment, hologram innovation, hologram memorial, hologram performance, hologram technology, hologram tribute, holographic projection, IDC, indifference, Minecraft, royal controversy, Royal drama, royal family, royal legacy, royal mourning, Royal scandal, Server, Still dead, The Royal Hologram

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s practically on fire! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s twin brother, Fluffy. He’s not as scary as his sibling, but he sure knows how to throw a party. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in all of Minecraft, the Bacon Block, can only be found on our server.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and let the madness begin!