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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 234 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2155 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
