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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7918 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
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