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Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	230	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Towns Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Potions Brewed:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	900318	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Votes:	7965
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6790	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!