троллинг про Minecraft Servers

троллинг про Minecraft Servers

  • The Not-So-Vanilla Server: Where You Can Taste the Sweetness of Honeycomb 1.21 in Java!

    The Not-So-Vanilla Server: Where You Can Taste the Sweetness of Honeycomb 1.21 in Java!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6496
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: thehoneycombsmp.com

    What does The Honeycomb have to offer?

    Commands: Access useful commands like /tpa, /kits, and /homes to help your Minecraft journey.
    Shopping District: Explore Nectar Nook, where you can build and run shops to sell your items.
    Game Events: Participate in exciting in-game Events, including other activities outside of Minecraft.
    In-Game Meetings: Share your opinions and suggestions that help with the server’s future.
    Community Projects: Organize and participate in community building projects.
    Map Resets: Enjoy peace of mind with map resets only happening through community votes. Last Map Reset: 13th July 2024

    Useful links to get you started:

    Discord: https://discord.gg/C3y4ECxPT9
    Website: www.thehoneycombsmp.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Can anyone join the server?

    A: Yes, The Honeycomb has a no signup policy, so all players are welcome to join!

    Q: What kind of commands can I use on the server?

    A: You can access useful commands like /tpa, /kits, and /homes to help with your Minecraft journey.

    Q: How can I participate in community projects?

    A: You can join and organize community building projects with other players on the server.

    Q: When does the map reset?

    A: Map resets only happen through community votes, with the last reset occurring on 13th July 2024.

    Q: How can I share my opinions and suggestions?

    A: You can participate in in-game meetings to share your thoughts and ideas that can help with the server’s future.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoardCraft Minecraft Server

    BoardCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2007
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Zombie Chicken Jousting” that will have you laughing until you cry.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that will turn you into a Minecraft god.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, your board will thank you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UltraHDAnime Minecraft Server

    UltraHDAnime Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 643
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Star Shards Collected: 290
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ores Mined: 9177 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching pixelated anime on your potato computer screen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have 4k ultra HD anime playing 24/7! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime in crystal clear quality while building epic structures and battling creepers. Join us now and experience anime like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you watch enough anime on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to 4k anime greatness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ForestFiasco Minecraft Server

    ForestFiasco Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 3542
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick you out of a virtual car in the middle of a pixelated forest? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate survival experience where you’ll have to navigate your way home without any data or GPS.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter creepy guys following you and asking for a chat, but don’t worry, they’ll give up once you start running. And if you’re lucky, maybe your virtual dad will be the only one who cares about your whereabouts when you finally make it home.

    So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to block your virtual boyfriend for being a jerk, join our server now! Can you survive the drama and make it back home in one piece? Only one way to find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GenderRevealGoneWrong

    GenderRevealGoneWrong
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1764
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of surprise gender reveal parties being thrown for you without your consent? Then join our Minecraft server, where we promise to never surprise you with a party you didn’t want in the first place! Our community is all about respecting your wishes and not forcing you into awkward situations.

    We understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous family members and their crazy party planning antics. That’s why we offer a safe space for you to escape the chaos and just enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building.

    Join us now and build your dream world without the fear of a surprise gender reveal party lurking around the corner. Trust us, you won’t find any pink or blue decorations here, just good vibes and endless possibilities. See you in the game, where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NotYourAvgMinecraftServer

    NotYourAvgMinecraftServer
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 4597
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that all players must wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds! Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that wearing a tutu increases your chances of finding rare ores by 69%!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players can ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    So come join us on the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAdvice

    CraftyAdvice
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7725
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re going on a wild rodeo adventure. Where the chickens wear tiny sunglasses and strut around like they own the place. Where the trees drop diamond blocks instead of boring old wood.

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where the laws of Minecraft physics are completely bonkers. Want to ride a flying sheep into battle? Done. How about building a house out of rainbow-colored obsidian? Easy peasy.

    But the real reason you should join? Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party. That’s right, every Saturday night, the Ender Dragon throws the most epic dance party in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon busting out the Macarena.

    So come on down to our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs boring old advice when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NATOvsNKorea: PeacefulCraft

    NATOvsNKorea: PeacefulCraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 6827
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Ores Mined: 9569
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where we build massive communist cities and denounce nato and the us as the most serious threat to global peace. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by zombie pigmen with laser guns. our leader is a talking creeper who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of his tail. join us and help us conquer the world, one block at a time. remember, in our server, the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyKids_FUN

    MineCraftyKids_FUN
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 6417
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ores Mined: 940
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel liek ur in a hole and u dont know wat ur doin with ur life? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! join us and u will find meaning in ur life, u will be so happy u will start doin backflips in ur living room!

    u see, on dis server, we have magical unicorns dat will guide u to ur true purpose in life. dey will whisper in ur ear and tell u exactly wat u need to do to be happy. u will be so fulfilled, u will never wanna leave!

    not only dat, but our server is also haunted by friendly ghosts who will protect u from all da creepers and zombies. dey will be ur loyal companions, always by ur side, ready to fight off any baddies dat come ur way.

    so, come join us on dis magical, mystical, and totally insane server! u will never look back, u will be so happy u will cry tears of joy every time u log on. trust us, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 8233
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Towns Built: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a boomer for spending too much time on those tranyshooters games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace your dedication to gaming with open arms! With over 10000 hours of Minecraft gameplay under your belt, you’ll fit right in with our elite group of players.

    Join us on this server and embark on epic adventures that will make those tranyshooters games look like child’s play. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your fellow gamers. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those tranyshooters games in the dust and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s show those boomers who’s boss in the world of gaming!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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