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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

balancing work and family, children’s entitlement, coffee break, DoorDash, entitled kids, family dynamics, family meals, HangryCraft, kids’ expectations, kids’ treats, lunchtime, lunchtime delivery, Minecraft, mom guilt, mom life, morning routine, parenting, school treats, self-care, Server, treating yourself, working mom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Potions Brewed:	134
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

GoneEnjoyment Minecraft SMP

10. Emotional well-being, 11. Inner strength, 12. Resilience, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Personal growth, 15. Moving forward, 16. Seeking happiness, 17. Life challenges, 18. Mental resilience, 19. Healing process, 2. Depression, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Mental health, 4. Coping strategies, 5. Self-care, 6. Finding joy, 7. Overcoming obstacles, 8. Positive mindset, 9. Daily routine, GoneEnjoyment, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Star Shards Collected:	59	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never shy away from a challenge.

Imagine waking up in the morning to find your base covered in pink sheep, or logging on to discover that someone has turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze. With us, every day is a new adventure and you never know what to expect next.

So if you’re looking to inject some fun and excitement into your Minecraft experience, come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who needs a boring old alarm clock when you have us to wake you up with a bang?

MineCraftyMess

basic skills, basic tasks, Challenging activities, Common activities, Commonly underestimated, deceivingly simple, Deceptively easy, Easy-looking tasks, Everyday challenges, everyday tasks, MineCraftyMess, Misleadingly simple, Mundane chores, not as easy as it looks, Seemingly easy, Simple on the surface, simple tasks, Surprisingly difficult, Tricky maneuvers, Tricky skills, Underestimated activities

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

CubanCraft: No Power Hour!

#sustainability, blackouts, caribbean, crisis management., Cuba, CubanCraft, developing country, economic crisis, electricity, electricity grid, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy policy, energy shortage, Government, hour, Infrastructure, Latin America, long-term solutions, power, power generation, power outages, renewable energy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Towns Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	934	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, in this server, we have this magical land called Cuba where there are 14-hour-long daily blackouts. But don’t worry, it’s not because of some boring economic crisis, it’s because the creepers got loose and started blowing up all the redstone power sources!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and trade with villagers for some epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HaircutLawnMasters

Barber, barbering, beautification, Expertise, greenery, Grooming, hair cutting, HaircutLawnMasters, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn mowing, maintenance, multitasking, outdoor work, PROFESSIONAL, Services, Skills, Styling, talent, Trade, trimming

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	237007	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crops Grown:	1141	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener cuz we got hairdressers doubling as lawn mowers! Imagine getting a fresh new cut while your grass is getting trimmed to perfection by the same person! It’s like a two-for-one deal, except it’s in Minecraft so it’s even more mind-blowing! Plus, rumor has it that our hairdressers-turned-lawn-mowers have magical powers that make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the ultimate multitasking skills in action!

Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Adventure, apply, Community, Cooking, Discord, Duces, Experience, Exploration, Friends, Mindcrack, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, og, Open, Players, Server, Skills, smp, Spiced, Survival, Vanilla, VIBE, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mines Excavated:	4815
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

High School Hotties Minecraft Server

Adulthood, career development, Communication, concerts, deactivated profiles, Gender Roles, ghosting, guys, HIGH, high school, hotties, instagram, living life, male crisis, Minecraft, office jobs, relationships, School, Server, social media, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Stories, Travelling

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Void Armor Forged:	21
Divine Spears Created:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Farms Harvested:	590
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	114

Are you tired of seeing all your high school crushes living their best lives while the guys are MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community of guys who are actually active and thriving! No more ghosting or empty profiles here, just a bunch of dudes building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons.

Join our server and be part of a male revolution in society! Who needs office jobs and constant Instagram updates when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers? Say goodbye to the male crisis and hello to a world where guys are actually present and kicking butt in the virtual realm. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that guys can have fun too!

RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds

asset allocation, capital gains, Diversification, financial independence, Financial Planning, index funds, investment decision, investment portfolio, investment strategy, long-term investment., passive income, property value, real estate, rental income, rental property, rental property cash flow, rental property vs index funds, RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds, retirement planning, VTSAX, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7365
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old rental properties and want to spice up your investment game? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can turn your virtual blocks into real profits! Imagine making 14k diamonds yearly off your virtual home, that’s the kind of profit you can only dream of in the real world. And with the potential to have 600k diamonds in VTSAX, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Say goodbye to boring old index funds and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, you can build as high as you want in Minecraft)! Join us now and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than you can say “blockchain”.

SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP

deep sadness, Despair, Devastating, difficult experience, emotional pain, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, overwhelming grief, sad, SadBoiGaming, smp, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Tears, Tragedy, Traumatic, unfortunate event

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	756120
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	199	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sad things again! Our server is protected by an army of rainbow llamas who shoot glitter at griefers. Plus, our resident wizard can turn griefers into chickens with just a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave all your sad stories behind, because on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the epic builds and crazy adventures!