Трагедии Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3673	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Animals Bred:	96

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Farms Harvested:	365

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

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Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	New Chunks Explored:	544288
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

Achievements, action films, Actor, actor-turned-wrestler, BASEDtista, best actor, best filmography, blockbusters, career, Entertainment, film industry, former wrestlers, Hollywood, iconic roles, Minecraft, movies, professional wrestling, smp, success, TALENTED, TRANSITION, Unironically, wrestling

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Players Killed by Monsters:	2229
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	670171	Emeralds Found:	4806
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!