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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1941 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 123 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
