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DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

America, CONSERVATIVE, current events, debate, Democracy, Democrat, dft, Diamond, donald trump, election, Farming, Government, liberal, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, News, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, TEAM, trump, Usa, Voting

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

appreciation, Backlash, baking, baking projects, Birthday Party, cake decorating, CakeBlock, cakes, Effort, Events, Friends, Frustration, Guilt, homemade cakes, kids birthday, love baking, Minecraft, selfish, Server, special occasion, store-bought, taken for granted

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Farms Harvested:	326
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

avocado toast, bagel and lox, Breakfast, breakfast burrito, breakfast ideas, breakfast sandwich, brunch, CraftyCrepesAndCaves, crepes, favorite dish, Food, French toast, frittata, granola, hash browns, non-traditional, oatmeal, PANCAKES, smoothie bowl, waffles, yogurt parfait

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, cost, CraftyIsrael, Damage, Defense, Destruction, financial impact, Infrastructure, international relations, IRan attack, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, tens of millions, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	591391

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

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Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

1TB data stolen, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data breach news, data leak, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data theft, digital theft, Freak, Game, game freak, Game Freak breach, gaming industry cyber attack, Hacker, HACKING, heist, Information Security, Minecraft, Server, stolen data

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Zombie Dances:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

away, can’t, consequences, Frustration, getting, he, IT, Justice, Keep, long tail tags: accountability, Minecraft, repeated behavior, smp, with

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9798	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

aita, arrested, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brother, Communication, Conflict, cordial, Decision making, disregarding, driving by, DWI charge, Edition, opinion, OpinionCraft, Pick up, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!