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SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Unite!

adorable, animal, Aquatic, beauty, cute, fins, love, marine life, Marriage, Ocean, partner, predator, relationship, sea creature, shark, Sharks, SharkyCraft, swim, teeth, Underwater, unite, Water, Wife, Wives

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Farms Harvested:	466	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join me and my cute shark wife on all sorts of crazy adventures!

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll miss out on all the fun. Plus, our diamond pickaxes are so sharp that they can cut through anything, even the toughest obsidian blocks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant flying pigs while battling evil zombies with laser swords. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the elusive golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a magical land filled with dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!

Dungeon Fiasco Minecraft Server

Adventure, branching paths, Challenging, convoluted dungeons, discovery, Dungeon, dungeon crawlers, Exploration, extra floors, Fiasco, hidden, Immersive, intricate, Loot, maze-like, Minecraft, Mysterious, puzzle, rewarding, RPG, Secrets, Server, Treasure, winding paths

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find lots of winding and branches paths that will make you feel like you’re stuck in a maze of madness! But fear not, brave adventurer, for hidden within these paths are extra floors filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of secrets waiting to be uncovered by only the most daring and skilled players. Think you have what it takes to unravel the mysteries that lie within?

Calling all dungeon crawlers! We need you to explore every nook and cranny of our server in search of epic loot and legendary gear. The stakes are high, the challenges are tough, but the rewards are oh so sweet.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in the depths of our world? Let the quest begin!

DangerCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

alpha male, beta male, black people, CREEPERS, crime, DangerCraft, Dangerous, fear, gender, Insecurity, Masculinity, Perception, personal safety, prejudice, robbery, Safety, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subway, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, violence, worries

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Votes:	7679	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of being a beta male? Join our Minecraft server where crime is the least of your worries!

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without the fear of being jumped or robbed. On our server, only the alpha males survive. No more crying about scary black people on the subway, only real men here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show everyone that you’re not a bitch! It’s time to embrace your inner alpha male and conquer the Minecraft world like a true warrior. Don’t be a beta, be a legend on our server.

VirginCraft: Where 30+yo Gamers Rule the Minecraft World!

30, 30yo, adult virginity, chronic masturbators, Gamers, late bloomer, Minecraft, personal choices, rule, self pleasure, sexual activity, sexual confidence, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual identity, Sexual intimacy, sexual maturity, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, societal pressure, Virgin, VirginCraft, world

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	1050	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉

ChopCraft: The Chainsaw Chronicles

action, Adventure, Anime, chains, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, Chronicles, dark humor, Dear, Demons, family, FANTASY, Horror, love, loyalty, Manga, power, Protection, relationships, strength, Supernatural, well-chained

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we take family bonding to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we chain our dear fami together in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that can fly around the map and shoot fireworks from their tails.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while battling creeper mobs with glow sticks.

So come join us for a ridiculously good time on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few chains here and there)!

CraftyCreeperz: ‘>be me’ Minecraft Madness

Assumptions, BETRAYAL, CraftyCreeperz, Friends, friendship, genre, gtbe, Innocence, judgment, Loli, Long Time, Loyal, loyalty, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Nefarious, pedo, Planning, shota, surprised, TREATED, Trust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	732
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where everyone is a shota or loli character! But like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not creepy at all. > You can join and be part of this cute little world where everyone is just adorable and innocent, just like you! > Plus, there’s a secret conspiracy going on where some players think you’re a pedo just because you like shota/loli stuff. Like, what even? But don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those haters and have your back. > So come join THE CUTEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER and prove those haters wrong! Let’s show them that being a shota/loli fan doesn’t make you a bad person, it just makes you extra kawaii! 🌈💖

Crafty Nations on 4ch

4CH, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, Crafty, cultural exchange, digital communication, Diversity, foreign posters, Global community, imageboard, internet culture, japanese, Jeeet, Multiculturalism, mysterious presence, Nationalities, Nations, online anonymity, Online Community, online discussions., online forums, online interactions, Polish

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	155	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re not a Jeeet, Jap, or Polish player, then you better step up your game because this server is next level.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Polish posters come flying in on PIGS wearing diamond armor. They challenge you to a RAVE dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with UNICORNS that shoot rainbows out of their horns, and you can ride them into battle against evil Ender Dragons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! And remember, if you’re not a Jeeet, Jap, or Polish player, you better start practicing your skills because this server is for the elite only.

Fuwawa’s Fantastical Funhouse: Where Minecraft Dreams Come True!

canine, cute, dog, dream, dreams, Existence, eXtraordinary, fantastical, FANTASY, Fluffy, funhouse, Fuwa, Fuwawa’s, Imaginary, imperfection, Minecraft, Non-Existent, perfect world, pet, Reality, Special, surreal, True, Unique, WHIMSICAL, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Fuwawas reign supreme! Join us if you dare to enter a world where these adorable creatures run amok, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Fuwawas were created by a mad scientist who accidentally mixed a fluffy bunny with a deranged clown. The result? A creature that is equal parts cute and terrifying, just like our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Dancing Llamas of doom, who will challenge you to a dance-off that will determine the fate of the entire virtual universe. Can you keep up with their killer moves?

So come join us on our server and experience a world like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Fuwawa or two along the way!

Creepin’ Crafter’s Crib

Chill, comfort, Couch, Cozy, Crafters, CREEPIN, Crib, decor, entrance, Furniture, home, House, interior design, leisure, living room, Lounge, NAP, Relax, REST, unwind, unwind after a long day, walk, WYD

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can walk into your home and find a couch waiting for you! And guess what? It talks to you! It’ll ask you wyd and you can have a full-on conversation with it. Who needs real friends when you have a talking couch in Minecraft, am I right? Join us now for this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 465662135 LOL Edition

1. Anonymous, 10. imageboard, 11. social media, 12. online community, 13. digital identity, 14. online interactions, 15. virtual communication, 16. online presence, 17. online culture, 18. internet slang, 19. digital subculture, 2. kek, 20. online anonymity., 3. No. 465662135, 4. internet culture, 5. online anonymity, 6. meme culture, 7. digital communication, 8. online forums, 9. internet humor, Crafty, Edition, lol, McCraftface, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Farms Harvested:	444	Emeralds Found:	7647
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us if you want to experience the most hilarious and outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Instead of running away, this player decided to challenge the creepers to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and got all the diamonds as a reward!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can moonwalk and breakdance like no other. If you’re lucky, you might even get to witness this groovy spectacle with your own eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft journey of your life. Don’t miss out on all the funny and crazy moments that await you!