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BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

self-care, smoking, Calm, mental health, ritual

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can smoke your evening bowl while playing! That’s right, we encourage relaxation and good vibes while you craft and survive in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Creeper, a creeper who loves to chill and hang out with players. He won’t explode on you, he’ll just ask for some snacks and maybe a hit of your bowl.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination…and how high you can get!

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F-List Minecraft SMP General #6935

fetishes, Roleplay, group forums, Minecraft, Depravity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the art of roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, we focus on creating character profiles and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with.

Join us if you’re tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience and want to dive into a world of kinks and depravity that will make your head spin. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our community is always ready to schizopost and discuss their wildest kinks.

Forget about creepers and zombies, the real monsters on our server are the ones hiding in the shadows with their twisted fantasies. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner freak and explore a world of erotic roleplaying like never before, join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride. Just watch out for that dude who’s a total faggot, he’s always causing trouble.

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Crying Screaming Depression Minecraft Server

emotional turmoil, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, Tears, Therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just make you want to cry and scream in depression? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be crying tears of joy and screaming with excitement!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon in Minecraft)! Our community is so wild and wacky, you’ll never have a dull moment.

And if you ever feel down, don’t worry – our resident clown will be there to cheer you up with hilarious jokes and pranks. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft – it’s time to embrace the chaos and have the time of your life!

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Clean Loser Minecraft SMP

Company, smp, AEW Superstar, Seething, Moxley

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have players who take losing in a virtual block game WAY too seriously! Join us if you want to witness epic meltdowns over a pixelated defeat, just like that one time when Steve lost to a creeper and vowed revenge on all mobs in the game.

Our server is filled with drama and attitude problems, just like that one player who still can’t get over losing clean in a match against their rival. It’s been a whole year and they’re still seething about it, making every interaction on the server a potential powder keg of emotions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP with more drama than a soap opera, join us and witness the epic battles, the outrageous reactions, and the never-ending quest for virtual vengeance. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server, or the next player to throw a fit over losing a block-building competition.

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What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

asmongold channel, asmongold, asmongold highlights, Minecraft, Server

Asmongold TV is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his World of Warcraft gameplay and commentary. With a large following of dedicated fans, Asmongold is known for his entertaining personality and informative streams. He often discusses current events in the gaming community and shares his insights on various topics related to gaming and streaming. Asmongold’s engaging content and unique style have helped him become a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

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Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

Server, Medical advice, Minecraft, discomfort, genital infection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

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The Argentina match thread Minecraft SMP had less posts than the Chile x Venezuela Minecraft SMP

underwhelming, world champions, Performance, match, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are higher than the Argentina vs Chile soccer match! Our server is so epic that even the current world champions would be jealous of the fun we’re having.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a South American soccer match. Who needs Messi when you can be the MVP of our server?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world that you’re the true champion of Minecraft!

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Front Line Frenzy Minecraft Server

Battles, eastern europe, Austria-Hungary, WARFARE, line

Are you tired of boring history lessons? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the Eastern Front of WW1 like never before! Picture this: instead of trenches and battles, you’ll be building epic fortresses and engaging in intense PvP battles with other players. Who needs history books when you can relive the past in a totally wacky and entertaining way? Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

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”’> BTC Dumps Minecraft SMP”

market crash, price fluctuations, digital assets, financial markets, BTC dumps

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have BTC dumps, BTC.D pumps, and even TOTAL ALTCOIN GENOCIDE!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trading virtual currency while also participating in a wild altcoin massacre. Who knows, you might even become a crypto millionaire in the process (in Minecraft, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your precious bitcoins.

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Diezel-Main A unique project with cool modes Minecraft server

PHOTO, Shop, Server, Minecraftrating, Gaming

The owner of the server “Diezel-Main A unique project with cool modes” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.mdizel.ru

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