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FiredCraft: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, FiredCraft, human Resources, job loss, job performance, job probation, job probation period, job probation process, job security, Job Termination, new coworker, Newbies, probation period., quick termination, termination procedure, termination process, termination reasons, work ethics, Workplace

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Farms Harvested:	910
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper exploding in your face on our Minecraft server? Our server is so fast-paced that even newbies can’t keep up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting fired faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, we have a secret underground lava pit where we sacrifice newbies who can’t handle the heat. So come join us if you dare, but be prepared to get fired faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

FarRightFrenzy Minecraft Server

Campaign, Deadlock, Democracy, election results, Emmanuel Macron, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRightFrenzy, French election, French government, French politics, French society, French voters, Le Pen, Macron, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, nationalism, political parties, Politics, Server, Voting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	704	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the far right is trying to win the french election but there’s a deadlock and chaos everywhere! build your own crazy political party and fight for power in a world where anything can happen. who will come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this wacky world!

ScotCraft PrimeMiner

British Prime Minister, First Visit, Government, labour party, leadership, opposition leader, political campaign, political event, political leader, Political Visit, Politics, prime minister, PrimeMiner, scotcraft, scotland, Scotland Prime Minister, Scotland Trip, Scotland Visit, Starmer, uk, UK politics, Visit

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	4322	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

lol dis server is lit AF u gotta join cuz we got diamond armor for days and creepers that drop cake instead of exploding. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret dungeon, u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made out of rainbow blocks. plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, fam. come join us and let’s get this party started!

BabyBumpHatCraft

baby bump, BabyBumpHatCraft, BIZARRE, EXPECTING, funny, HAT, humor, maternal bond, maternity, maternity fashion, mother-to-be, Motherhood, motherly love, parenting, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, strange experiences, surreal, unborn child, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	7032
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to survive while wearing your unborn child as a hat! Trust me, it’s the latest fashion trend in the Minecraft world. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

EmoteCraft: The Kinematic Chronicles

behavioral science, Body language, Chronicles, data analysis, Emotecraft, emotion recognition, emotional expression, emotions, facial expressions, gesture analysis, Human Behavior, interdisciplinary research, international team, Kinematic, kinematic features, Measuring, motion tracking, movement analysis, nonverbal communication, objective measurement, research technology, Software Development, technology innovation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we measure your body language to determine your emotions while you play! we have a team of scientists from all over the world working on this top secret project.

imagine mining diamonds while our software analyzes how excited you are! build a castle and see if it reflects your inner joy or sadness.

we once had a player whose character started dancing uncontrollably because they were so happy with their progress in the game. it was a sight to see!

join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of your emotions through minecraft. who knows, you might discover something about yourself you never knew before!

ReckoningCraft Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, biblical prophecy, day of reckoning, divine punishment, Doomsday, end days, end of civilization., end of days, end of humanity, End of the World, end times, Eschatology, final judgment, judgment day, Minecraft, Prophecy, reckoning, ReckoningCraft, second coming, Server, the end is near

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7988	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate day of reckoning experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds in a secret underwater cave guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the day of reckoning like never before!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

crime, dark thoughts, desperate situation, disturbing behavior, drastic actions, ethical dilemmas, Extreme Measures, Family issues, financial ruin, illegal activities, mental health, Minecraft, morbidly obese women, murder, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, retarded stepson, Revenge, Server, taboo, troubled relationships, twisted desires, UK LAW

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ores Mined:	597	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and legal troubles? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without any worries about your stepson’s questionable life choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make your stepson disappear without breaking any laws! Join now and say goodbye to your problems (and your stepson)!

TreehouseTrouble Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, children, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, friendship, Guilt, Kids, Mess, Minecraft, neighbours, parenting, Playtime, Respect, rules, Server, suburban neighborhood, Summer, treehouse, TreehouseTrouble

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of unwanted guests invading your treehouse like it’s a free-for-all candy store? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual treehouse without any messy neighbors dropping by unannounced!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own treehouse oasis without having to deal with juice boxes and candy wrappers littering your virtual backyard. Build, explore, and play without any unwanted interruptions from kids who just can’t seem to clean up after themselves.

Don’t let “kids will be kids” be an excuse for chaos in your virtual world. Join our server and take control of your treehouse destiny! Who needs nosy neighbors when you can have the ultimate treehouse experience in Minecraft?

NoFamilyGameNight4Me

aita, arguments, Board Games, Bonding, Break, card games, competitive, family game night, family tradition, FRIDAY, Fun, game night, heated argument, NoFamilyGameNight4Me, not participating, Siblings, stress, tradition, uno, unpleasant experience, WEEKLY

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Votes:	2199
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of family game nights ending in heated arguments over Uno? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of competitive board games? Join our Minecraft server and leave the Uno drama behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with no arguments over game rules or who wins. Create your own world where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle or mine the most diamonds.

Say goodbye to family game night stress and hello to endless fun and creativity on our Minecraft server. Join now and start building your own family tradition of virtual adventures and laughter!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

Abba, Archipelago, Fika, Gustavus Adolphus, HERRING, ikea, meatballs, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nobel Prize, northern lights, sauna, Scandinavian, Server, social democracy, stockholm, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish culture, Swedish design, viking history, Vikings, welfare state

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Forget about meatballs and ABBA, our Minecraft server is the real reason to think of Sweden! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with Viking warriors, talking moose, and furniture from a certain popular furniture store (hint: it rhymes with “Beg”).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of block-shaped trolls who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying meatballs and dancing IKEA furniture as you navigate through our virtual world.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a replica of the Stockholm Palace out of diamond blocks while riding a reindeer into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Only in Sweden, baby!