СЪЕСТЬ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

creeper, crime, criminal, Failure, family, Friends, incognito, Justice, justice system, law, Legal, members, snitching, System

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

ancient insects, Ant, Ant-Fungus Symbiosis, ants, asteroid, asteroid impact, catastrophic events, Dinosaur, ecological changes, environmental impact, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinction event, Farm, fossil record, Fun, Fungus Farmers, geological history, insect behavior, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, study

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Development, discovery, Egg wars, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Industrial mods, join us, Lucky blocks, Magic, magical mods, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MULTI-WORLDS, new format, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, RPG, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Technology, technomagic, TNT Run, WIP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3690	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

Application Process, APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration, CREEPERS, Datapacks, dedicated team, Discord-based, Events, Farms, Perfectum, player head drops, Redstone, server map, skilled players, smp, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, talented players, transparent community, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	613	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

Ammo, ammo count is still the same when game resumes, ammunition management, Blasted, character shots gun in cutscene, First Person Shooter, game continuity, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game with counted ammo, gameplay mechanic, gaming experience, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative consistency, player immersion, player-engagement, Server, storytelling technique, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

Affiliates, anti-White protests, Black, complicit, divided and conquered, GRIEFED.., Jewy, Manolo de los Santos, Minecraft, narrative, palestine, Pay, protest, smp, social justice, TAXES, UIC, UIC portal project, Whitey, Wokey golem, ZOG

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2838	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

Accommodation, arrangements, bare minimum, Boss, cooperation, CraftyCubers, demanding, doctors note, employee management., employees, health exam, health issues, Help, Minecraft, Results, retiring, selfish, Server, Small Business, Tasks, tasks rearrangement, workplace conflict

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3624
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

BeepBoiCraft

aita, BeepBoiCraft, countryside, countryside driving, cyclist, cyclist behavior, Driving, emergency, england, Frustration, Horn, lay-by, lying.., MAMILs, narrow roads, pull over, road etiquette, road rage, rude cyclists, Rural, traffic

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Items Found:	1858	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

SadSMPTravelz

Abandoned, Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, Destination, Downtrodden, eerie, Experience, gloomy, Haunting, HEARTBREAK, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Melancholy, Memories, regret, Sadness, SadSMPTravelz, Somber, sorrowful, travel

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

InsecuritiesCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, biggest insecurity, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, flaws, imperfections, InsecuritiesCraft, Insecurity, personal insecurities, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, societal pressure

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dimension Hops:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	982	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?