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Heart Attack Halters

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Star Shards Collected:	271
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	236	Players Killed by Monsters:	3417
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	197

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	516906	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	6519	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	198
Emeralds Found:	7302	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5056
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Book, Captivating, Covert, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16559653, novel, secret, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	182	Divine Spears Created:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, Entertainment, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Minecraft, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV series, series, slept on, smp, SnoozeTV, television, TV critic, TV fan, TV recommendation, TV Review, tv show, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated series, underrated TV show

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!