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CookieDoughCrisis Minecraft Server

aita, anger, apartment, Ban, banning, Borrowing, Boundaries, chocolate chip cookies, CookieDoughCrisis, diva cup, Friends, Girlfriend, Lease, Minecraft, period underwear, personal items, raw cookie dough, roommate, Server, Unwelcome

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

CousinPetDramaEXIT

Allergies, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousin, CousinPetDramaEXIT, dog allergy, Empathy, Family Reunion, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Frustration, health priority, ISOLATION, leaving early, pet, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3458
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your allergies and won’t subject you to unexpected pets? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise dogs running around causing havoc while you try to mine and build in peace.

Join our server and never worry about sneezing fits or itchy eyes ruining your gaming experience. We prioritize your health and well-being, unlike some family reunions we won’t name (cough cough).

Don’t let family drama or pet allergies get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any furry interruptions. Plus, we won’t guilt trip you for prioritizing your health – we’ll even provide virtual allergy medicine if needed! So, come on over and leave the drama behind.

BlockyBetrayal Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Cheating, cheating partner, Communication, Confrontation, confronting a cheater, Deception, difficult conversations, difficult discussions, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, long term consequences of cheating, loyalty, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationships, Server, signs of cheating, support for cheating victims, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is cheating on each other? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for drama and betrayal! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret relationships and exposing cheaters in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So come join us and get ready for a wild ride of scandalous love triangles and epic betrayals!

JobBlockerz

Economy, efficiency, employment, job contribution, job functions, job impact, job importance, job market, job necessity, job purpose, job relevance, job roles, job significance, job value, JobBlockerz, productivity, societal needs, society, unnecessary jobs, useless jobs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of boring old jobs that serve no purpose in society? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional cloud watcher, or even a professional banana peeler! These jobs may seem useless in the real world, but in our server, they are the key to success and glory. So why waste your time with mundane jobs when you can join us and live out your wildest and most ridiculous dreams? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

K2 Tank Craze: Seoul to Bucharest

armored vehicles, Asia, Bucharest, CRAZE, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, eastern europe, export, Export Deal, Import, international trade, K2 Tanks, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Romania, Romanian Military, seoul, south korea, South Korean Tanks, strategic partnership, TANK, Tank Export

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks from South Korea and Romania battling it out in epic PvP matches! Ride a K2 tank into battle and crush your enemies with OP firepower! Who knew tanks could be so lit in Minecraft?! Join now for a chance to pilot your very own tank and dominate the battlefield! Let’s goooooo!

SilentButDeadlyCraft

awkward moments, awkward situations, bodily functions, Coworkers, embarrassing moments, embarrassing noises, farting in public, farts, funny anecdotes, funny situations, funny stories, humor in the workplace, noise canceling headphones, noise cancellation, office dynamics, office humor, personal hygiene, SilentButDeadlyCraft, social etiquette, work environment, workplace etiquette

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

join dis server if u want to escape the judgment of ur coworkers cuz u be rippin’ some epic farts while playin’ Minecraft. no one will ever know the sweet symphony of ur butt trumpet cuz u be in a virtual world where ur farts are silent but deadly. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u will unlock the secret power of farting diamonds. yep, u heard right. ur farts will be so powerful, they will turn into precious gemstones. so come on down to our server and let those farts fly, cuz u never know what treasures u might uncover.

EntropicCraft: Sun-Powered Fun

alternative energy sources, clean energy, counterintuitive, Efficiency Boost, efficiency improvement, energy efficiency, EntropicCraft, Entropy, entropy effects, environmental impact, Fun, green technology, innovation, materials science, Organic solar cell, photovoltaic cells, renewable energy, scientific research, solar energy, solar power, SunPowered, sustainable technology, technological advancements

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally crazy, man. Like, we got these organic solar cells that are like, getting a super boost in efficiency from entropy. I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds cool, right?

Join our server and witness the power of entropy making our solar cells go, like, super fast. It’s like watching a turtle win a race against a cheetah, but in Minecraft form.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy things happening on this server. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but without the drugs. So, like, come join us and experience the mind-blowing world of entropy-powered solar cells. It’s a trip you won’t forget, man.

RelaxCraft: Semi-Spicy Vanilla, now with extra sprinkles! Version 1.21

000 border, 000 x 20, 20, Adventure, Community, Development, Dynmap, Economy, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, multiplayer, Plugins, Quality, RelaxCraft, room for multiple, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server Information, SETTLEMENT, smp, sprinkles, Survival, Teleporting, Transportation, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Version, village transport

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Relax Craft Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
World Border	20,000 x 20,000
Features	Economy, Random Teleporting, VeinMiner, Easy Villager Transportation, Dynmap
Website	RelaxedCrafted.com

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We recommend using only approved mods to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and inclusive community. Please refer to the server website for the full list of rules.

EpicCraft: Conquerors Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, China, Conquer, Conquerors, Conquest, cultural exchange, Domination, dynasties, east asia, Empires, epiccraft, History, imperialism, Indo-Europeans, Invasion, military tactics, Minecraft, mongols, Server, Silk Road, Slavery, Turks, WARFARE

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be transported back in time to ancient China, where you’ll have to fend off invasions from the Mongols, Turks, and even the Indo-Europeans! But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom – you’ll also have the chance to become a legendary warrior and defend the Great Wall of China with your trusty diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden traps that only the bravest players can conquer. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80785862, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!