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RelaxingParents SMP

Alone Time, balance, Community, coping strategies, Downtime, Emotional support, family, Friends, hobbies, me time, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, parenting, parents, Relaxation, RelaxingParents, self-care, smp, stress relief, support network, wellbeing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Votes:	1542
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	6942
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

BlockBusterCraft, Character development, inspiration, introspection, Journey, lessons, lessons learned, Life, moral, Movie, narrative, personal growth, perspective, plot twist, Redemption, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Story, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	74	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left

blocks, caribbean, CreepinCraft, crime, criminal activity, death toll, gang violence, gang warfare, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international news, investigation, law enforcement, left, massacre, peacekeeping mission, security crisis, Tragedy, UN, united nations, Victims, violence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Whale Watchers in Canada

acoustic monitoring, blue whales, Canada, Canadian researchers, detect, EARTHQUAKES, environmental research, fin whales, Gulf of St Lawrence, Instruments, Land, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine mammals, PRESENCE, seismic activity, seismic detection, seismometers, underwater sounds, Watchers, Whale, whale calls

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Ores Mined:	6995	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	23

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

Alathra, Brewing, Calcite mountains, continents, Custom Mobs and Animals, Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes, Custom Plugins, Custom world, Dash, Game, Giant spruce forests, landmarks, Lore, Mangrove islands, meets, Minecraft, Movecraft, oceans, Prairies, Red sand deserts, Roleplay, RP & Worldbuilding, Semi Vanilla, Side, sprinkle, Temperature zones, Thrones, Towny, Tropical beaches, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP: play.alathramc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

Website: https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

Custom Fishing	Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding	One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
Custom World	The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
Custom Plugins	Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Alathra?	To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
Can I create my own town or city?	Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?	Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

asmr, board rules, Clips, Crafty, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, long tail tags, lucy pyre, Menhera, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, Shons, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

accident, baby, cloth diapers, diaper, diaper bag, diaper changing, diaper duty, diaper genie, diaper rash, diapers, disposable diapers, hygiene, infant care, Mess, Minecraft, parenting, Poop, Potty training, reminder, Shalom, smp, Toddler, wear, Wearin

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

CraftyWeddingBestMan

3rd marriage, 40s, best man, canceling, courthouse wedding, CraftyWeddingBestMan, évite, family time, friend’s wedding, insurance coverage, job changes, lack of details, last minute, late cancellation, milestone, obnoxious date, party reception, pulling teeth, second marriage, travel expenses

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

OddlyAttractiveMC SMP

alluring quirkiness, captivating eccentricities, captivating oddity, captivating peculiarity, charming idiosyncrasies, curious magnetism, distinctive charm, eccentric attractiveness, enchanting peculiarity, fascinating oddities, intriguing features, intriguing peculiarities, oddly attractive, OddlyAttractiveMC, offbeat allure, peculiar attractiveness, Quirky Charm, smp, strange allure, unconventional beauty, Unique Features, unusual appeal

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Emeralds Found:	709
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	7236	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyChicksMC

Awareness, Communication, CraftyChicksMC, emotions, Empathy, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Listening, Men, misconceptions, perspective, reddit, relationships, Respect, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of badass women by your side in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with fierce female players ready to conquer the blocky world with you!

Join our server and experience the power of girl power like never before. From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female players do it all with style and grace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of warrior princesses who will protect you from any creeper that comes your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that girls rule the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.