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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2358 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
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