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Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4084
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	7864
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

WeddingCrasher420

Airbnb, best friends, celebration, Commitment, Communication, destination wedding, Distance, Effort, friendship, Hawaii, long distance, loyalty, Michigan, one sided, pride, Priorities, relationships, travel, tux, Wedding, WeddingCrasher420

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and weddings are planned in Michigan! Join us for a wild ride filled with tuxedo rentals, airbnb stays, and one-sided relationships.

Are you tired of always making the effort to see your friend, only to be left hanging when it’s your turn? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in standing up for yourself and not attending weddings in far-off states just to prove a point.

But don’t worry, the house will be full of your best friends having a great time without you, so you won’t be missing out on all the fun. So come join us and let your absence speak for itself – because sometimes, actions speak louder than words.

Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, even if they involve missing out on weddings and standing up for yourself in the most epic way possible!

CelebSecretsMC SMP

A-list secrets, behind the scenes, celebrity confessions, celebrity secrets, CelebSecretsMC, confidential details, exclusive information, exclusive interviews, famous people secrets, gossip, hidden truths, hollywood secrets, insider knowledge, juicy rumors, paparazzi stories, Private Lives, scandalous revelations, shocking revelations, smp, star secrets, tabloid rumors, untold stories

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is where all the celebrities hang out when they want to escape the paparazzi. That’s right, we’ve got A-listers building pixelated castles and battling creepers just like the rest of us mere mortals.

Join our server and you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber trying to build a redstone contraption, or catch Beyoncé mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by Taylor Swift – rumor has it she can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So if you want to rub elbows with the rich and famous while crafting your way to victory, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become besties with Kim Kardashian and start your own virtual reality show. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy celebrity-filled world of blocks and pixels.

Blocky20sWasted

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like studying or working? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and spend your days building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual pigs. Who needs a social life when you can have a virtual one filled with creepers and diamonds? Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Trust us, your 30-year-old self will thank you for it.

BridgeBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4699	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the crimean bridge! but watch out, budanov is on a rampage and he might just blow it up in the next few months! join now for the thrill of potentially witnessing a bridge explosion in blocky form! who needs real world drama when you can have it all in minecraft? come join us for the chaos and destruction!

HouthisCraft: No Weapons Allowed!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than russia but we actually share them with everyone cuz we’re nice like that. we had to pull back some weapons shipments cuz the US and saudi were like “no way bro” but don’t worry we still got plenty to go around. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff, like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Conquest of Hunterra [Modded] [Roleplay] {1.20.1} {Whitelist}

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	152	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Join Our Medieval Immersion RPG Server – Conquest of Hunterra!

Step into a world where Minecraft meets a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience! The Conquest of Hunterra server offers a unique blend of immersive features that will transport you back in time.

Our community-focused, whitelisted server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024, and is available on Fabric 1.20.1. We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us. Immerse yourself in a medieval adventure like no other!

Are you ready to embark on your journey and shape your destiny? Apply now and become a part of our thriving community!

Modpack: modrinth.com/modpack/conquest-of-hunterra-modpackDiscord: discord.gg/7beNMhMZSa

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Cepix: Where chaos and mods collide in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Cepix Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cepix
Modpack	Magic focused with some tech for nukes and bombs
Season	3rd season with semi-anarchy twist
Features	Griefing and fighting allowed (no cheating or hacking)
Start Date	Tomorrow
IP Address	cepix.online
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/T4j6ThtJUe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on this server?

A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on Cepix.

Q: What kind of modpack is required to join the server?

A: A magic focused modpack with some tech for nukes and bombs is needed to join. You can get the modpack in our Discord server.

Q: Are there any limits on the server?

A: There are no limits, only endless possibilities for players to explore and create.

Q: Is griefing and fighting allowed on the server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and fight each other, but without cheating or hacking.

GaymingCraft Server

Community, Competition, console, Diversity, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Gayming, GaymingCraft, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, linux, multiplayer, ONLINE, open source, PC, Server, Support, Technology, Thread, video games, virtual world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	267

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush!

Join us on our Linux gayming thread for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant hot dog. But instead of getting mad, everyone on the server joined in on the fun and turned their houses into condiments. The result? The most epic hot dog party Minecraft has ever seen!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs dressed as unicorns, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Linux gayming thread today and let the craziness begin!

PS2EraGamerMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring, modern games with their fancy graphics and realistic physics? Do you long for the days of blocky graphics and simple gameplay? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that games will never look as good as the PS2 era ever again!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build pixelated masterpieces, battle creepers and zombies, and explore a world that looks like it was designed by a 5-year-old with a box of crayons. Our server is so retro, it’s practically prehistoric!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane stories you’ll ever hear. Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil llamas who wore top hats and monocles. They demanded tribute in the form of diamond blocks and enchanted apples, and anyone who dared to defy them was banished to the Nether for eternity.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is retro, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make gaming great again – one block at a time!