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Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

DrivewayNoWalkies, Minecraft, Server, WIBTA neighbors driveway new house acre lot progress walking neighborhood distance privacy boundaries property construction trespassing respect boundaries land rural etiquette homeownership

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ores Mined:	2086	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	8425	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	149	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	133	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Zombie Dances:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!