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BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, bathroom line, BathroomLineBoss, brother, Dirty Looks, emergency, farmers market, Friends, ignore, local ], men’s restroom, Minecraft, mom, park, Server, Siblings, skipping line, Small children, squeezing past, stall, thank you, weak bladder

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	177
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

BlanketBanditCraft

abandonment, blanket, BlanketBanditCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, emotional response, Empathy, family, Girlfriend, guilt tripping, judgment, Manipulation, misunderstanding, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Votes:	3065
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret blanket quest where you must find the legendary blanket of sleepiness to unlock special powers. 2. Build your own virtual train station and take a taxi to explore the vast world of our server. 3. Experience the thrill of throwing things into your virtual bag when things don’t go your way. 4. Impress your virtual parents by completing challenging tasks and quests. 5. Discover the true meaning of love and blankets in our server filled with surprises and drama.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziness of our Minecraft world!

SmileCraft SMP

cute animals, family, Friends, Funny Moments, good memories, Gratitude, Happiness, humor, inner peace, jokes, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positive emotions, small gestures, smilecraft, smp, special moments, success, sunny days, Surprises

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	202
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in epic prank wars that will go down in Minecraft history.

We have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who built an entire city out of cake to another who turned their house into a giant lava disco party. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known for your epic builds and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CrashCraft: Market Mayhem

Crashcraft, economic collapse, financial market, housing market, long tail tags, market, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market crash impact, market crash prediction, market decline, market disaster, market downfall, market downturn, market failure, market instability, market meltdown, market recession, market turmoil, market volatility, MAYHEM, stock market

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!

NepalCraft Server: Trans Woman Wins!

court ruling, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Identity Recognition, gender recognition, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal decision, legal rights, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Nepal, nepal news, NepalCraft, rules, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT, Trans, trans woman, transgender rights, Wins, WOMAN

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4982

come join our epic minecraft server where the supreme court is ruled by trans women who are actually women! build your own rainbow castle and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who just don’t get it. we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, plus a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most fabulous minecraft server in the universe!

DroneCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

Conflict, drone attacks, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah military capabilities, Hezbollah strategy, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, Hezbollah-Israel conflict, Israel, Israeli defense, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Crops Grown:	9497	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even Hezbollah is getting in on the action! They be launching drone attacks on Israel, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, they promised more crazy stuff to come, like creeper armies and diamond rain! Join now for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9795	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	3469
Votes:	8833	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Animals Bred:	84	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!

BuffetBanditCraft

Apology, buffet etiquette, BuffetBanditCraft, class differences, cultural norms, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Guilt, high school friends, judgmental behavior, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, peer pressure, privileged background, reconnecting, self reflection, social cues, social expectations, social interactions, upscale dining, wealthy friends

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even scoop your minestrone in peace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your buffet etiquette needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally grabbing too many vegetables instead of soup, only to be judged by your friends for your poor etiquette skills. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and reassure you that it’s okay to pick and choose at a buffet – even if your friend Brenna thinks otherwise.

Experience the drama, the banter, and the minestrone mishaps on our server like never before. Who knew scooping soup could cause such chaos? So come join us and let’s scoop our way to victory together!

ExMissesMinecraftSMP

Breakup, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex-crush, ex-flame, ex-lover, ex-partner, ex-romance, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, Exes, ExMissesMinecraftSMP, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, missing ex, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, relationships

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of missing your exes in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can create a whole village of exes to reminisce about! Build a house for each ex, complete with a creepy shrine dedicated to all the good times you had together. Who needs closure when you have virtual exes to haunt you forever? Join now and never feel lonely again!