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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2970 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1524 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 123 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).