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Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

Angry, asheville, Asheville period, biblical, city, Condemnation, divine anger, divine punishment, divine retribution, GOD, judgment, Minecraft, punishment, Religious, repentance, Retribution, Sin, smp, SPIRITUAL, Wrath, wrath of God, wrathful deity

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	31	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Animals Bred:	144
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

average man, average woman, Body, body composition, Chemicals, environmental impact, gender biology, gender differences, gender health, gender health differences, health, human body, man, metal, metal in body, Plastic, plastic in body, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic substances, Toxins, WOMAN

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

aging, arterial transit time, blood circulation, BLOX, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health assessments, brain health factors, brain health implications., brain health measurements, brain health outcomes, brain health research, brain health studies, Brainy, cerebral blood flow, cerebrovascular health, cognitive decline, healthy older adults, neuroimaging, neurovascular coupling, Senior, Shuffle, vascular health

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

Creative, Join, lives, mature player community epic servers custom items quests shops money builders plot boss fights armor weapons terrain enchants cool people skinwalkers Java Bedrock version links, Network, Other, SKY, steal, Surviving, Today, torrent

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3746

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Analysis, banter, blocky, confusion, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, perplexing, puzzled, puzzled cat, puzzled dog, puzzled emoji, puzzled expression, puzzled face, puzzled gif, puzzled look, puzzled man, puzzled meme, puzzled person, puzzled woman, question.., Server, Unclear

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Divine Spears Created:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!