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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1029 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
