NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3477
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Divine Spears Created:	27

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, CannaCraftFunLand, Chronic pain, Drugs, eastern europe, enters into force, Government, Healthcare, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, medical cannabis, Patients, pharmaceuticals, policy, Prescription, regulations, Treatment, Ukraine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Divine Spears Created:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ores Mined:	744	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

Chest Shops, combined, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, diamonds, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron nuggets, MEGABASES, NVMe SSD, Older, Paper Server, Player Trading, Players, Server26, silent mobs, Skills, smp, Vanilla, villager trades

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

ShibaCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Comic, dumping, FANTASY, graphic novel, Hero, japanese manga, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, New Release, OneShot, raws, Save The World, Server, ShibaCraft, Shibata Kouhei, Supernatural, The reason I save the world, world-saving, yuri genre, Yuri Hime

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

GlassGrudge Minecraft Server

GlassGrudge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re unloading a dishwasher in slow motion.

Join us and experience the high-stakes, mentally engaging task of building your own world in Minecraft. Just like the handle of that mug snapped clean off, your mind will be blown by the endless possibilities on our server.

Not a clumsy person? No problem! Even the most elite-level players can find a challenge on our server. And if you’re looking for some sweet revenge like in this story, we’ve got plenty of opportunities for playful mischief.

So come on over and join us, where breaking dishes is just the beginning of the fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself squirming with excitement like our friend in this tale. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSisNoSorry

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyStepSisNoSorry, Emotional healing, emotional response, Emotional support, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family tensions, infertility, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, self-care, sensitivity, step-family, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	485264	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Votes:	466
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with emotional rollercoasters and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.

Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!

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