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BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Dimension Hops:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Towns Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magic Items Found:	4561	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	1609
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!