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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1491 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!
join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.
plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness
