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PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9802	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mines Excavated:	1059	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Votes:	5167	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	7448	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mines Excavated:	1273	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Items Found:	5021
New Chunks Explored:	932107	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	204
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Votes:	358
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Love Letters Sent:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5777	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	7963	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	72
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!